WHY I'VE NEVER BEEN MARRIED: THE REAL REASONS

The article I authored on why I'm 50 and haven't been married certainly brought a lot of
reaction from my friends across the Facebook world. It was meant to be a tongue-in-cheek
and not-so-serious look at the reasons I've never made it to the altar. Next thing I knew,
people were going all Dr. Phil on me giving me serious advice on what it might take to
tie the knot. Thanks, but no thanks, I've got this one. Here's part two in a less serious tone.


I just couldn't give up the talent found on JDate.com, FarmersOnly.com, Blackpeoplemeet.com,
                                                           and ChristianMingle.com.

                                                               
                                                                  I'm saving myself.

           I'm still getting a lot of mileage out of my Oscar award-winning role in "Bull Durham."

Not sure if women want to marry me for my money or because I still look damn good in my jeans.
                                     

                          All the woman I fall in love with seem to have an arrest record

                                  I may be dumb but I'm not stupid enough to get married.

                                                          I'm still young, what's the rush?

                                                    Still holding out for Jennifer Lopez.

Hoping to get an endorsement deal from Viagara then I''ll know for sure "when the moment
is right."