TOP 10 THINGS BOBBY VALENTINE DOES AS SACRED HEART A.D.

10. Takes away company cars issued to all coaches and makes them ride bicycles to and
      from work.

     

  9. Hires Larry Lucchino to pitch the tent over the three-ring circus that's coming to
      Sacred Heart University.

           
  8. Select Steve Phillips as human resources director in charge of sexual harassment policy,
      implementation, and demonstrations for all student-athletes.

  7. Distributes his book based on his one year in Boston, "How NOT To Win Friends And
      Influence people." Foreward by Lucchino

     
  6. Gives seminars about the dangers of texting BFF's like Dustin Pedroia while riding a bicycle.

  
  5. Fires longtime baseball coach Nick Giaquinto and takes over baseball program at no additional
      cost. Hires Tommy Lasorda as third-base coach and father-in-law Ralph Branca as pitching
      coach.

    
  4. Makes peace with Kevin Youkilis and invites him to throw out first pitch. Youkilis declines.

                  
  3. Gives every student-athlete the video, "The Zen of Bobby V".

    
  2. Makes every Thursday night, "Sandwich Wrap, Sacred Heart Style Night". Students get
     the opportunity to learn how to make sandwich wraps from its inventor and buy two for the
     price of one.

    
 1.  Changes the mascot from Pioneers to the Sacred Heart Valentine's